Store to balsamic vinegar thief: 'We will get you'

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090225/ap_on_fe_st/odd_balsamic_bandit

Bend, Ore. "A sign hangs amid the bottles of vinegar at Newport Avenue Market. It's simple, to the point: "Thanks to the Balsamic Vinegar Thief this area is now under surveillance. We will get you...."

Shoplifting, of course, is a problem not limited to this market. Even so, Steve Esselstyn, community liaison for the Bend Police Department, says the police don't get many calls from grocery stores, and when they do it's typically something along the lines of a kid trying to score beer.

But balsamic vinegar?

"Well," Esselstyn said, "they must be a vegetarian."



Grammar alert: "they must be vegetarians."
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