Six embark on 105-day simulated trip to Mars

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090331/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_space_russia_mars;_ylt=Ai6dUZs9YoNpOoisyRbhBnHtiBIF

Reaching Mars on current space ships would take at least 500 days and would subject astronauts to massive doses of radiation. Russian officials say the earliest such flight could be expected in 2030.

Gosh, where do we sign up?

10 Things He’s Thinking When He’s Having Sex

http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/2009/03/10-things-hes-thinking-when-hes-having-sex#slide=4


My favorite quote (what would we do without Glamour Magazine?):


“I am personally thinking about the St. Louis Cardinals lineup.”
—Andy, 25

9 patients made nearly 2,700 ER visits in Texas

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090402/ap_on_re_us/frequent_er_patients



AUSTIN, Texas – Just nine people accounted for nearly 2,700 of the emergency room visits in the Austin area during the past six years at a cost of $3 million to taxpayers and others, according to a report.

And it wasn't easy--they were up all night.

Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bar_stool_dui

Maybe having 15 beers wasn't such a good idea.